me: bby ur hands r so cold
bf: there i fixed it
people who say “melk” instead of milk
I say melk…
7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks
This Is what keeps me going
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
"Whats ur zodiac sign?"