Jianne. November 18. Senior.


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8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors


wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

(Source: flubberwasanokmovie, via crystallized-teardrops)

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"

Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

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Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

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foodvacuum:

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

image

what the fuck

are those its titties

(via jackballs)

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tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image

(via trust)

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teenscoolest:

i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via distraction)

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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via distraction)

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baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

(Source: baracknobama, via measurable)

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kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house


actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

(via gnarly)

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